Phlegm?!

P: OMGGGGG you smell like phlegm!!!!
(Takes a breath of air from the other side)
L: Huh?!?!?!?! Very smelly ah?
P: No la, not smelly. Do you have a flu or something?
(But still takes a breath of air from the other side)
L: Maybe it's my eye....
(Sniffs her mouth)
(Sniffs her nose)
(Sniffs her eye)
P: OHHH IT'S YOUR EYE! YOUR EYE SMELLS LIKE PHLEGM!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Continues to laugh like mad)
L: You so mean, laugh at me.
L: I also don't know why ley. I go wash my eye.
(Hurries over to the computer and blog about this)