details

i think i neglect the most important things. like details. like. i dont ever mention in detail what i ate (i am sure the contents would shock most balls off) or. what i do when i bathe (that is too explicit, skali you get high). i dont mention all the minute little shits that go through my mind (so many things HAHA). so tell me what do you wanna know and i can blabber my mouth off non-stop. if you love me, then i think love for you, must be both blind and deaf. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blind cause i am not pretty. deaf cause i am superbly loud to the max. so how can you stand me? and i am a slacker to the max. i dont study and my results suck. HAHAHA and i think i am superbly pro. submission is on friday and i havent done any shits at all. and i dont pay any attention to my dressing. sch is boring to the max and there is no point dressing up cause i am busy self trng like. almost all the time. almost everyday. hahahahah! i love my tees and shorts to the MAX AH!!!!

back to my point. i superbly hate it when people are trying to be all fake. like pls. you think i dont know whats going on? you really think i am stupid? you think. i dont know you are just trying to humour me? i am smart. really (dont roll your eyes). my PSLE score is 25_ HAHAHA make a guess. got prize one okay. and i got distinction for my HMT too. though my o's suck due to putting too much effort and time into canoeing and i am still damn bloody super noob at canoeing (actually not THAT noob but must be humble). okay. back to my point (again). i hate it when people lie. even though we are not THAT familiar. but when i ask a question, i expect to get an honest answer. talking means any form of communication, right.. so when i talk to you, i definitely know whether you are telling the truth or not. yes i do know information that you dont think i know. so dont take me for a ride. cause i am no fool.

and relatives can be sooooooooooooooooo totally annoying. why dont you ever wanna believe that i lost weight. so i am short. but cant my mass be like muscles! damn it. so what if i am only 166 and 55kg. I CANNOT BE 55 KG ISIT!!! EH I JUST RECENTLY LOST WEIGHT AND YOU DONT BELIEVE. NNH! and yes i did lose weight. eh. really la. i am very unlikable and there is noone around who likes me. haha so dont think very easy for me to find people who like me okay. i lead a super sad life. and i only eat and sleep. HAHAHAHA

i think my pig is getting super fat and cute to the max. yes pig was given by mrtp but that doesnt mean i will stop taking care of pig. i super love pig to the max. when i get the pictures of pig, then i post. then u all can marvel at why it is so big and fat. i think pig is super aptly named. it only eats and sleep. and eats and sleep. and poops and pee. HAHAHAHA i think its just like me.

and i found out i have so many things in common with bffl. HAHAHAHA like. we dont sleep on our pillows. like. we love our bolster to the max. eh. what else. ohhhhhh! the most important one is that we have sweaty palms and feet. hahahaha eh eh eh not our fault that we have sweaty limbs right.......... when i find out more in common then i say again.

SUNDAY:
never ever meet denise again la. she is always super late. plus she is also sick to the max. like physically sick and not. sick in the head (though at times i feel she is). erm we were supposed to meet at 8am at simei MRT (info for u stalkers) then i had to buy a cake for our 3some partner, so i told her meet at 8.15 cause i scared i late la. then i read the newspaper until like overshot so i alighted at tanahmerah instead. and i called and she told me she still home ): like. sad to the max. hahahahaha! then we took a long (like fuck) train ride to jurongeast to change train to bukit batok (another piece of info for u stalkers). then we bought mac breakfast for her. and then we took a bus to her place. and denise made me alight at the wrong stop so we had to walk a long stretch of road. and climb up a hill where our Royal Highness resides. then the A*N**security directed us to the wrong lobby. tsk.... then me and denise like TOTALLY spent half an hour wandering about. and trying to find our way. then she called HRH's house like THREE BLOODY TIMES. and when we finally got to HRH place, HRH was awake. so there goes the surprise. HAHAHAHA whatever la. HRH was touched. so yeah. anyway i think bigbreakfast super not worth it. cause i am not full after i finish it. wahlao. i think bigmac is the best. then must upsize. then shiok to the max ah!

is this like paragraphed enough? is it still one chunk? i think i need to pay more attention when paragraphing. this looks mighty fine though. okay bye.

and did i mention, i took out the bloody plaster from my nose alr. and there is a white patch. now make me uglier than ever. wahlao. i super ugly to the max now. worse than ever. but i cant put the plaster there forever. so better to be ugly now when the tann difference is NOT THATTTTT obvious. then when i chaota, then lagi worse. HAHA anyone wanna go tann with me? HEHEHEHE to see me in a bikini is. cool to the max pls. promise you wont puke. i have got a good figure (flat as a stick, which means i am not that fat).

enough details? i think i am losing my touch for blogging. i am talking nonsense-.-