stupid things that jos says/asks #5, #6

just the other day at sdbf. both of us were on shore with coach beside us looking at the pontoon where the boats were parked.

incident 5:
me: wah these boats look v new hor why dbs so rich sia can afford so many boats!
jos: what kinda boats are these? buk or champion??
coach: gives incredulous look
me: astounded
me: seagull lah wahlao
coach: you row so long you still dont know what kinda boats are these, you can stop rowing already.


INCIDENT 6:

just this morning, jos was choosing a size for her new paracord bracelet.

bobby: grey is 6 3/4 inch, pink is 6 1/2 inch and coloured is 7 inch.
jos: ya my wrist v small, i can wear 6 3/4 why you dont believe.
bobby: you sure ah, 6 3/4 v small leh.
jos: starts to have self doubt
jos: eh wait, 6 3/4 or 6 1/2 inch bigger?
everyone else: bursts out laughing / stifles laughter
jos: (very indignantly) eh what, that was a genuine question!!!!!!!!!!